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- GRAPEVINE, Page 11FORWARD SPIN
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- By JANICE CASTRO/Reported by Wendy Cole
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- FIRST PUNDIT
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- Both commentator Pat Buchanan and humor columnist Dave
- Barry are running for President. It's time for a Draft Ann
- Landers movement. Listen, Cookie, hard-pressed Americans could
- use some practical advice.
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- LEFT-COAST POLITICS
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- Malibu now counts whales and dolphins as citizens. Santa
- Cruz is considering an ordinance to protect working slobs
- against "appearance discrimination," and San Francisco may
- follow suit. Expect the corporate exodus from California to
- reach landslide proportions.
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- POLICE BLOTTER
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- Inspired by sexual-harassment laws, a Montana statute
- outlaws hunter harassment by animal-rights activists. Coming
- soon: harasser harassment.
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- POLITICAL LINGO
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- Primaries used to winnow out the weaker candidates. But
- this year some Democrats hope their candidates can "winnow in,"
- that is, earn respect by hanging around. Our advice: Call Ann
- Landers.
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- COLLECTOR OVERDOSE
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- The trading boom in baseball cards has given us series
- featuring soap stars, Desert Storm heroes, rabbis, drug-sniffing
- dogs, fugitives and now a new 196-card set picturing missing
- children. What next? Broken hearts? Top 10 organ transplants?
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- APPEARANCES
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- Fashion magazines are sprouting models who look like
- actual women. Cosmetics makers are pushing the "real" look. Get
- ready for the Tammy Faye Bakker backlash.
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